Slong Jong


the act of sticking your long slimy black c-ck up the nasal cavity of a gorilla while shouting “rip my n-gg- harambe!”
visitor: h-llo sir, could i partic-p-te in a slong jong with this gorilla?

zookeeper: why most certainly! yes, come on in.

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