slonkpiper
the act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have s-xual intercourse via tail pipe. often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. best if done when said vehicle is of high cl-ss. also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. known as slonkpiping.
a) hey! you want to go slonkpiping with me?
b) yeah sure. i love stuffing my rod in vehicle -ssholes!
a) i heard ted is a slonkpiper.
b) gross! i can’t believe i let him stick it in me.
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