slug monkey



a theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey’s babies. it’s also a term for a gay person. because they always use too much lube.
“i’m gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel” -read in thick southern accent-

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