Sloot flute

an imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more “sloots” (sl-ty women) in the vicinity. while playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound “sloo-ta-loo” to let others know there are sloots in the area.
“dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!”

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