Slootch
verb: the act of lapping up s-m-n. see also, c-m lapper.
dude, you have to watch your aim. your dog just slootched your load!
not quite hetero and not quite h-m- but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.
usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle s-m-n.
a creampie guzzler.
the act of eating another man’s pie from his woman.
one who eats another man’s s-m-n regardless of its location.
that slootch lapped it up after i nutted in his woman.
he slootched it after we ran a train on her.
that slootch finally got his dream job… …j-zz mop boy off of 42nd street.
he got herpes from slootching at g-ngb-ngs off of craigslist.
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