slop dick
the slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw s-x over a long period of time. it is caused by v-g-n-l secretion and leaves a thick film on your c-ck that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.
the morning after kimbo slice gave elizabeth a good raw v-g-n- pounding for several p-ssionate hours, elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said “d-mn kimbo, your slop d-ck smelled so bad that i couldnt even sleep all night”.
the curve of a p-n-s that gives it a c shape. usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents bas-m-nt till they’re 50.
“he’s such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopd-ck.”
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