sloppadilly
a sloppadilly is when you try to do a check fart and realize that its not a fart but a piece of p–p thats about to come out. while pushing a little to hard or being a little to confident in your fart check the piece of p–p rests at the rim of your b-tt hole.
people may get this mistaken and call it a “shart.” this is clearly not a “shart” but a sloppadilly. this does not soil the pants rather its more known to create a dingle berry than make a mess in ones shorts.
a sloppadilly can also be used as a derogatory word towards someone.
“ya so i tried to fart and totally had a sloppadilly. this sucks because i think its hardened over and now turned into a dingle berry.”
“hey guys check it out i totally have a sick fart, wait for it…..ooooh man i just sloppadillied in my pants.”
“hey man! at least my face doesn’t look like a sloppadilly!”
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