Sloppopotomus
a sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.
most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy b-tch wont care anyway.
yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. she was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. she bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!
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