sloppy anna


the sloppy anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.

in order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your b–bes.

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