sloppy carlson

the act of putting seran-wrap over one’s face, especially the mouth, taking a hot, wet sh-t over their face so that it breaks the seran and the wet fecal matter seeps into the subject’s orafice
a sloppy carlson can be in the mouth or the nose

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