Sloppy Cronkite


when two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, “that was the way it was”
the last time doocy said “this is huge” was when he and hannity were caught in the broom closet at the christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
when two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach -rg-sm says to the other, “and that’s the way it was,” in walter cronkite’s voice.
giving a sloppy cronkite: “ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-ohhohhhh i’m coming! ohh, oh–and that’s the way it was.”
when two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,”that’s the way it was.”
at the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.
from the daily show with jon stewart (1/29/07):

two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: “and that’s the way it was.”

we were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed “and that’s the way it was” and left me hanging! what did i do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?
when two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a walter cronkite voice) “that was the way it was”
at the office christmas party, two fox news anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, “and that… is the way it was.”
they gave each other a sloppy cronkite at the christmas party last year. how unprofessional!
it’s when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (in a walter cronkite voice), “that was the way it was.”

source: the daily show, specifically from john stewart.
douche and hannity were caught in the broom closet at the christmas party giving each other a sloppy cronkite.

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