Sloppy Eskimo
(n.)~ s-xual move
your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. they keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!
“it was going great with sally last night until she gave me a sloppy eskimo.”
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