Sloppy Garrett
a sloppy garrett is the flawless combination of the “chili dog” and the “cincinnati bow-tie”.
simply, after sodomizing a woman’s -sshole, you reverse t-tty-f-ck her. positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your -sshole is in her nose, and your c-ck (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her br–sts, resembling a chili dog. the woman needs at least c cup for this to work properly, preferably a d cup sized br–sts.
“oh no! the sloppy garrett got everywhere! there’s such a mess! whatever am i to do?”
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