Sloppy Grommit
the act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.
bill:”what did you get susan for her birthday?”
donnie: “it took me awhile to get it prepared, but i managed to give her a sloppy grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest.”
bill: ” sounds great! im craving mexican food.”
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