Sloppy HJ
a poor hand job (hj) often bootleg in nature such as in a closet or while other people are in the room. decreases the odds of -rg-sm and may lead to blue b-lls and or bleeding.
something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
the lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
“she give me a sloppy hj”
“yeah man i went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy hj under the poker table.”
“we were hookin up and all i got was a sloppy hj. wtf? get down b-tch”
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