sloppy ja-loppy
term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both -rs- cheeks. alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
rylan: “chook! i need a new toilet bowl after that!”
timothy: “aw why chook?!”
rylan: “i just done a m-ssive sloppy ja-loppy and i may need to have a shower now!”
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