Sloppy Jez
when you’re f-cking your partner and you use c-sserole (or gravy if c-sserole is unavailable) as lubricant.
i did a sloppy jez with my girlfriend last night, it felt incredible.
my partner and i love to use the sloppy jez technique while performing -n-l s-x.
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