Sloppy-Lateral
1. s-xual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from -ssuming the desired position. similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. in the sport of american football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
1. after rolling over to request s-xual relations with a partner: “if your drunk–ss doesn’t get on top tonight, i’m not doing the sloppy-lateral anymore.”
2. announcer: “that was a sloppy-lateral in the backfield there gene, really just lucky the ball wasn’t fumbled.”
3. surgeon: “if we can’t find the pr-ne pillow, just forget about it. we’re going sloppy-lateral.”
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