Sloppy Newton


a s-xual manuver. the guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. while she’s puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his d-ck. he takes it out of her mouth, f-cks her, then eats her out. finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it’s way from her mouth to his p-n-s, from his p-n-s to her v-g-n-, from her v-g-n- to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.
joe punched jane in the stomach, then gave her a sloppy newton.
when one person wears a newton wig and puts an apple on their head and another shoots it off with j-zz.
the professor showed his student the sloppy newton during office hours.

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