sloppy notebook
when you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary
friend1: how was last night?
friend 2: i got bored and found my girls diary. read a few pages, and then she walked in….i gave her a sloppy notebook.
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