Sloppy Omelette


the process of shoving an egg up a woman’s v-g-n- and proceeding to hit the v-g-n-l area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
woman-“what would like for breakfast?”
man- “i would like your sloppy omelette.”
woman-“one second, coming right down.”

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