Sloppy Pelican


when an individual alternates back and forth between two different p-n-ses in the act of giving oral pleasure
guy 1: man she’s hot!
guy 2: yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!
when a girl sucks a guys b-lls while he c-ms on her face/ hair
bro, at catsparilla kyles mom gave me like 5 sloppy pelicans before i went to brosaka to get sushi. i don’t think she will ever get it all off her face.

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