sloppy salad
when a man stuffs his t-st-cl-s in the -sshole of his partner.
-n-l stuffing -n-l salad with extra ranch b-lls deep sloppy salad
a s-xual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.
i saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my g-d it was s-xy.
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