Sloppy Salmon
an upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. the motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party’s genitalia – but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. the upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon’s tail in the water.
brenda sloppy salmoned mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.
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