sloppy schmoopie
a s-xual accident where the mans p-n-s slips out in mid -rg-sm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, -n-s, or any surface underneath.
also see: djchristiesnickerdoodle
i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
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