Sloppy seconds period
refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another’s sloppy seconds. this period differs from person to person, to group of people.
guy 1: dude, i just made out with angela
guy2: aww man, you just got all of josh’s sloppy seconds
guy1: no muf-ckah, the sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.
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