Slopster


a person who drinks red p-ssion alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two br–sts. on second thought, anything that moves.
“look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???”
a slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. they could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.
d-mn i was so drunk last night i brought home a slopster.

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