Slot Machine

a coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. the sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

the devices that built the strip in las vegas.

a device into which californians put the money that finances nevada’s schools.
shirley cashed her paycheck in the nevada club and put all the money into a slot machine.
a sl-t. a hoe that likes to have her ‘slot’ stuffed repeatedly. the higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. a penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a ‘slot machine.’
“noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!”

“let’s go down sunset blvd and play the slots!”

a gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.
“betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn’t pay her sh-t”

“atleast she’s considered a high-roller now, maybe they’ll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night”
the act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. one p-n-s in the mouth, 1 p-n-s in each hand, 1 p-n-s in the v-g-n-, and one p-n-s in the b-tthole.
the entire offensive line for the raiders went to sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!
a polite way to address a wh-r- or a woman who is easy
that camille girl, whatta slot machine.
it is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner’s -ss and

then have -n-l s-x with them.
“man, i just slot machined that hoe. she was sh-tting change fo weeks.”
a ‘slotmachine’ is a woman’s cleavage. can only occur in women who have fairly large br–sts. cougars often use their ‘slotmachines’ to attract young, wealthy men.
dude, look at her!
i know man, check out her slotmachine!
oh man, that’s gnarly…