Slovenian Power Wank
to w-nk, or be w-nked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose p-n-s is being so manipulated.
origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their p-n-ses in a similarly vigorous fashion.
nowadays if you are being w-nked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man w-nking you is a genuine slovenian tractor driver.
p: bl–dy h-ll – he was pulling on my d-ck so hard it almost came off!
r: oh – do you not enjoy a slovenian power w-nk?
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