slow baked


when someone is leading you on making you mad as h-ll all along taking their time as if you were an -ss in the oven being baked into the bullsh-t hes about to serve.
he slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his -ss, as i waited for the dish of bullsh-t he was as bout to serve!

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