slow clap

evenly sp-ced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper’s presence rather than as a genuine accolade. a cl-ssic maneuver for any samuel jackson character.
hero:
observer:
observer: very impressive, but you forgot about x…
camera reveals x
a gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact.
after they hoisted their broken sled to their shoulders, the jamaican bob-sledders slowly walked towards the finish line. much to their surprise, the d-ck-head east german began the slow clap. soon, the whole crowd was riotously cheering them on.
an insult. used to offend or make fun of.
that pr-ck gave me the dreaded slow clap as i walked by him.
sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. see golf clap
after the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. to really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. when he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.
slow clap is a term used to describe the delayed onset of gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that is transmitted by s-xual contact. where ‘the clap’ usually comes on shorty after s-xcual contact with a person infected with the disease, slow clap comes on much later, thus more slowly.
baz – “you remember that ess-x bird i pulled at magaluf in the summer? i’ve just been down the clap clinic and they said i must have got it from her!” dave – “dave, that was months ago. i know your jokes are sh-t but it sounds like she gave you a proper slow clap mate!