Slow Fat One


a slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. regardless of the actual size of the p-n-s in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to fap or to perform -n-l copulation.

slow to climax. fat because the p-n-s will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect p-n-s.
i tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison b-tch but my “slow fat one” made it impossible.

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