slow grease


1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have sh-t your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your -n-s to ruin your best underwear and your day.
those chicken livers i had last night must have been bad because this morning when i dropped -ss the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

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