Slow Rhino


when you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. this is from the movie jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the “slow rhino” at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. also known as the “last rhino”. very common in any college town.
dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

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