Slow Roller
takes place in a office setting with a rolling cloth office chair.
(will not work with leather chairs!) individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.
hey follow me, i think pat just set off a slow roller
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