slow sandwich
when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can’t p-ss on either side.
bob: sir i’m sorry i’m late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn’t p-ss on either side
sir: it’s okay cause those really suck
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