slow texting
a form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
“i sent fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn’t looked at his phone in 24 hours.”
“he’s totally slow texting you.”
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