slow

somebody who has problems understanding something. and is not fast in the mind.
d-mn, that m-th-f-cka is slow!!! he over there tryin to pee in a sink, what the f-ck?
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1) someone who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

2) a person who is not particularly quick in their mental processes.

see also r-t-rd, stupid
1)yo, brian is slow he didn’t know the teacher was talking about him.

2)that girl is so slow she failed the driving test five times.
originated on the gamearena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for “secret language of women”. it started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
the thread has sp-wned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for telstra employees to converse as it’s not blocked by their company firewall.

the thread t-tles of slow vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word “slow”.
check out the new slow thread, “pope so slow the 1st”
not fast (yeah i know thats a pathetic definition)

see also aol, telstra, canadian and george bush
this internet connections is as slow as a canadian mountie
a relatively slow learner, who while struggling to keep up with everyday tasks, cultural evolution, or academics, is in a temporary (and usually domain limited) state of high reason, capable of demonstrating some set of the complex products of creativity and/or -n-lytical thought. an effect due to some combination of factors such as intrinsic motivation, autistic spectrum disorders, emotional intelligence, mental specialization, and the powers of chance.
“but i thought einstein couldn’t speak till he was four”.
“he was just slow”

“mikey’s failing math again!”
“don’t worry about honey…..he’s just a little slow”

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a non-existant drug that is the opposite of speed, whose effects include: delayed reactions, randomly falling alseep, lack of motivation and or movement, and feeling as if you are living in slow motion.
a: dude, i thought she was about to od on slow, it took her 5 minutes to answer my yes or no question!

b: sh-t man! that’s bad! i need some slow, i’ve been way to productive lately.