slowbaru


a popular term in which subaru haters call subarus.

also the way a subaru owner refers to his car after getting cr-ppy dyno numbers.
yo yo yo son, that slowbaru can’t run with my boosted civic.

oh my god, my slowbaru was supposed to make 800whp, but only did 261whp on the dyno.

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