slowface


looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of r-t-rdedness. this does not mean you are r-t-rded, you just look like it. slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.
“so bro look at charlie, he is totally slowfaced.” “yeah bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome.”
a straight man who gives or receives oral s-x from another straight man but neither are h-m-s-xual.
“did you know ryan and mark are both slow faced?”

“mark is totally slow faced he gave ryan a bl-w j-b on the way to his girlfriends house?”
it means u so slow dat u got da slow look on yo face,like u lost or somethin.
you slow face a$$ idiota!

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