Słowianielski
a language combining the beautiful nature of slavic languages and english. derives from polish “słowianski” (slavic) and english “angielski” (english). just like a good difficult slavic abomination, it has to be phonetic. why? no one really knows.
use of słowianielski in daily life:
igore, łaj is d vrld sač a teribl plejs?
aj don’t noł, maczkoni.
before date: łona goł ałt?
after date: hał diđu lajk it?
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