slowjob
a slowly performed bl-wj-b
d-mn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn’t hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
either the most infuriating or the most outstanding oral s-x technique. a slow job is a bl-w j-b at quarter speed. if you’ve got a guy with his hands restrained, a slow job might just be the most fantastic genital to mouth contact he’s ever had. we’ll call this scenario a. taunting, teasing, with plenty of eye contact. that guy will be completely under the spell of the s-xual partner for the entire session. not so if the male has just simply been promised a bl-w j-b. then a slow job is tedious, and will make the blowee hate the blower a little bit and either wish they’d hurry the f-ck up or pack it in altogether. scenario b sure sucks, but not in a good way.
can have consequences, such as spontaneous grabbing of the head and savage thrusting into the mouth, leading to potential teeth scr-ping injuries, possible gagging and dirty looks exchanged for weeks to come. however, the male should remain blameless for his reaction, as inexpert slow jobs are a form of torture, and not all men are trained to deal with that.
slow jobs should only be attempted by those capable of making scenario a a reality, or those fully prepared to accept the aforementioned consequences of scenario b.
“i had the best slow job last night. i was handcuffed to the banister and she just spent a good half an hour at least on sucking my c-ck. it was legendary”
“i had the worst slow job last night! she said she was going to give me a bj, so i thought i’d have c-m by the time ncis started. but no. it went on and f-cking on, and i got bored and grabbed her head to finish it quicker. she bit me and called me a pr-ck. worst slow job ever”
the act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform f-ll-t– (sucking of the c-ckage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are r-t-rded
hey guys you wont believe this! bama just got a slowjob from that r-t-rd girl.
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