Slowling


a person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.
“why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?”

“there was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of route 3. it took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. the other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. i had to crawl the rest of the way to work.”

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