slowmance


(1) a romantic relationship that progresses slowly, either by design or naturally;
(2) a relationship in which both parties have already determined each other desirable, and see each other often, however the natural progression towards more serious discussion and physical expression is r-t-rded;
(3) a slow romance
(1) it’s been a month and jack still hasn’t spent the night with that girl he’s dating — it’s a slowmance.
(2) so she eagerly invited me back to her place, but then kicked me out a little while later. that’s cool though, i’m okay with it being a slowmance.
when a romantic relationship is moving slower than dead people. one person is generally aware, and p-ssed off. the other is totally oblivious and waiting for the “right moment” to take things further.
guy1- dude, you and kate have been going out for like two years! maybe it’s time you kissed her?

guy2- i’ll do it when i’m ready, okay?

guy1- jeez, bro, how much longer will you keep up this d-mn slowmance?

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