slowmophone


also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. a collage of the words slow and motherf-cker. basicly when someone has a “blonde moment” and you just feel like cussing.
amy: “gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?”
gabe: “……….huh?”
amy: “you’re such a slowmophone!”

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