slowskys


a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it
the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year
someone who takes their time…refuses to rush through life.
a slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
two turtles who consist of mr. slowsky, and mrs. slowsky. they appear in the new and somewhat old comcast internet connection commercials.
the slowskys love slow and steady.

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