SLU Multi-tasking
when an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching p-rn, facebooking females and blasting music. this 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of keystone light. the first computer is for p-rn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely lady gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
note: this event takes place in the ra’s room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for d-ck into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
hamilton: yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
p–py: f-ck bro im trying to drink!
hamilton: i feel ya but i’m on duty and i got mad homework to do.
p–py: you mind if i use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there….i think i’m going to partake in some slu multi-tasking.
hamilton: o god, just don’t blow a load on my desk
3 hours later
hamilton & frankfurt: wow dude you look f-cked up!
p–py: i’m hammered! i jacked off twice already and p-ssed off 10 girls on facebook cause i told ’em i hate school and i play on the lax team.
hamilton & frankfurt: you have some f-cking issues man!
p–py: yo that’s f-cked up bro! i can’t wait to do the pizza delivery later to johnny!
hamilton: yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
p–py: f-ck bro im trying to drink!
hamilton: i feel ya but i’m on duty and i got mad homework to do.
p–py: you mind if i use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there….i think i’m going to partake in some slu multi-tasking.
hamilton: o god, just don’t blow a load on my desk
3 hours later
hamilton & frankfurt: wow dude you look f-cked up!
p–py: i’m hammered! i jacked off twice already and p-ssed off 10 girls on facebook cause i told ’em i hate school and i play on the lax team.
hamilton & frankfurt: you have some f-cking issues man!
p–py: yo that’s f-cked up bro! i can’t wait to do the pizza delivery later to johnny!
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