slubbolard
a slubbolard is a person who is both a slob and a tub of lard. a slubbolard rarely has s-x, other than with him/herself on the couch next to multiple bags of potato chips. a slubbolard is the male version of 2-ton tessy.
kid: why is that man moving so slow?
dad: because he is a full slubbolard.
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