Sludge Cannon
a human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
simon, a notable sludge cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of england.
“mummy, does uncle simon wear plastic underwear because he’s a sludge cannon?”
“no, dear, it’s because he’s a m-ssive pervert.”
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