Sludgepunch
after andministering a good long sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.
“i sludgepunched her so hard in the face there was sh-t on the ceiling!”
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1. rejecting the reality of a workload by drinking espresso, napping, or playing battlefield heroes. 2. an -ssignment that you do at the last moment that causes you to have to stop your slug activities (sleeping, facebook, drinking monster etc.) that essay was a real slug stopper last night.
- slurpin douche
the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils. that man can slurpin douche!
- Hampster Stuffer
someone who gets s-xual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons p-n-ses up the rodent’s -n-s. “your mother was a hampster stuffer.” “at least i don’t hampster stuff..”
- hamster pop
a term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves -rg-sm, but has a ridiculously small -j-c-l-t–n, similar to that of a hamster. “jenna jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop.”
- Jobunz
a disease of the right hand, caused by sticking your fingers in your own -ss. “why did jeff leave school?” “he got the jobunz and couldn’t show his face in public.” “kd,ckxd fmckx dkkrlvvdavbpys” “wow…sounds like you have the jobunz too. see ya.”